{"title":"Wooden Spoons","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe ultimate banter gift for the team that finished last. Our wooden spoons are the perfect tongue-in-cheek trophy for last-place sports teams — a lighthearted way to celebrate the season, no matter how it ended.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGive the gift they didn't earn, but definitely deserve.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"wooden-spoon","title":"St GEORGE DRAGONS NRL Wooden Spoon Gift – Funny Footy Banter Present ✅ FREE SHIPPING AUSTRALIA-WIDE","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"relative basis-auto flex-col -mb-(--composer-overlap-px) pb-(--composer-overlap-px) [--composer-overlap-px:28px] grow flex\" data-voice-floating-orb-focus-background=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-is-intersecting=\"true\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-6a115339-6488-83ec-adc6-837aad7d178e-0\" class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-16\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-6a115339-6488-83ec-adc6-837aad7d178e-0\" data-turn-id=\"request-6a115339-6488-83ec-adc6-837aad7d178e-0\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-turn-start-message=\"true\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"06d701f1-1f16-4b07-88f2-eca7cc49c1ce\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"40\"\u003eGet in early and start the banter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"40\"\u003eLooks like 2026 is the DRAGONS Year for the Spoon. What better way to celebrate than sticking it to ya mate that deserves it (We all know one).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"40\"\u003eGet in early and watch their disappointment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"40\"\u003eThe ultimate banter gift for sports fans.\u003cbr data-end=\"84\" data-start=\"81\"\u003eOur engraved Wooden Spoon is crafted from eco-friendly bamboo and personalised with your chosen team name and year — perfect for the mate whose team finishes bottom of the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"40\"\u003e\u003cimg data-emoji=\"✅\" class=\"an1\" alt=\"✅\" aria-label=\"✅\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/2705\/32.png\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e FREE SHIPPING AUSTRALIA-WIDE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"262\" data-start=\"40\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eAt 150mm long, it’s lightweight, durable and 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Who's getting the Spoon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"40\" data-end=\"262\"\u003eBombers supporters would love one.. and you get to start stirring early.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"40\" data-end=\"262\"\u003eThe ultimate banter gift for sports fans.\u003cbr data-start=\"81\" data-end=\"84\"\u003eOur engraved Wooden Spoon is crafted from eco-friendly bamboo and personalised with your chosen team name and year — perfect for the mate whose team finishes bottom of the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"40\" data-end=\"262\"\u003e\u003cimg data-emoji=\"✅\" class=\"an1\" alt=\"✅\" aria-label=\"✅\" draggable=\"false\" src=\"https:\/\/fonts.gstatic.com\/s\/e\/notoemoji\/17.0\/2705\/32.png\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e FREE SHIPPING AUSTRALIA-WIDE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"264\" data-end=\"427\"\u003eAt 150mm long, it’s lightweight, durable and easy to mail anywhere in Australia, whether you send it direct or hand it over yourself after a long season of laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"429\" data-end=\"441\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"442\" data-end=\"543\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1n0awhl\" data-start=\"442\" data-end=\"452\"\u003eEssendon fans that deserve a stir.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ao4wpe\" data-start=\"484\" data-end=\"501\"\u003eFantasy leagues\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ai9zwl\" data-start=\"502\" data-end=\"524\"\u003eEnd-of-season banter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"7i9v7z\" data-start=\"525\" data-end=\"543\"\u003eSports bar gifts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"19zqy0x\" data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"557\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"701\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1rcg4hr\" data-start=\"558\" data-end=\"587\"\u003ePersonalised team engraving\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"rpdrqf\" data-start=\"588\" data-end=\"609\"\u003eEco-friendly bamboo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"xpcmft\" data-start=\"610\" data-end=\"633\"\u003eLightweight \u0026amp; durable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"170v33q\" data-start=\"634\" data-end=\"646\"\u003e150mm long\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14ufar5\" data-start=\"647\" data-end=\"671\"\u003eCheap and easy to post\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"c65e5i\" data-start=\"672\" data-end=\"701\"\u003eDesigned for maximum banter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"264\" data-end=\"427\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e“B\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eecause someone has to bring up the rear.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"427\" data-start=\"264\"\u003eMultiple Buy - Buy 3 total and Save $3.00 each on 2nd \u0026amp; 3rd item only\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ETCHR","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49211802648833,"sku":null,"price":11.95,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0823\/3762\/8417\/files\/afl-essendon-bombers-wooden-spoon-gift-banter.png?v=1780830525"},{"product_id":"richmond-wooden-spoon-2026-copy","title":"RICHMOND Wooden Spoon 2026 – Funny Footy\/Sports Banter Present ✅ FREE SHIPPING AUSTRALIA-WIDE","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"40\" data-end=\"262\"\u003eGet in early and start the banter. 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